Life goal: To dazzle and inspire!

Alright ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.....JESSICA GOES SKYDIVING!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! First I will do a montage of pictures for your viewing pleasure documenting the adventure, then I'll share with you what was going through my head, and what it was like. AH! SOOOO freaking amazing!!!!



Signing our lives away!!!!!! First we had to pay $275, then sign 10 wavers saying that if we get hurt we won't sue, and if we die our family can't sue...yeah that's comforting!!!!! I love these people and I'm so glad that Jake, Tim, Tiff, Kim and I could go skydiving together! Not to mention Kim's wonderful Dad and uncle! :)

Me and Brian, my tandem guide...what did they call him...oh...yes..tandem master! haha. He was my tandem master....and he basically saved us from plummeting to our deaths by controlling all of the chute functions and making sure I did the right things at the right times.

Right before we hopped on right out of the plane...yeah that's right we jumped out of a perfectly fine plane...on purpose..and paid for it....crazy right?

And here is our 60 second free fall going 120mph. WOW! is all I can say!!! If you look closely my cheeks are like flailing around from the wind...and falling...haha but really did doesn't even feel like you are falling, it is just like you are sitting in front of a REALLY REALLY high powered fan! haha

Over the Salt Flats in Erda! AHHHHH!!! Look at us up there in the big blue! We are working with gravity to make fun!

The little SkyDiveUtah hut, and landing pad! YEAH!

Oh look! There's us coming in!!! YAY for land!!!!

And we made it! The first words out of my mouth were "oh my gosh, that was freaking awesome!!!!!!" haha yeah...basically twas!

Ok guys here's the skinny on skydiving....it is not at all what you imagine it to be. Yes I was scared out of my mind, and nervous, and freaking out, but it was all psychological! You basically just tell yourself that you're going to die, and asking why you ever thought this was a good idea. THEN you just do it...you close your eyes and jump out of the plane. It is the best stress releiver, and most exhilerating feeling in the world. You don't feel at all like you're falling. Just like you're above it all. In the air, one with nature...and oxygen.

I got to control the cute at times too! It was so cool!!!! We spun in circles, and before we deployed the chute we did backflips! WOW! It was just so cool. Once in a lifetime, daredevil experience checked off of my life long goal list. You only live once so might as well go on and live it!!!! OH guys!!! It was so amazing!!! I had the time of my life today, and I am so glad that Kim, Tim, and Jakithy were there to share it with me! I love you guys!!!!! :)

Your life is a result of what you've chosen to think about

Ever need to just vent your pet peeves? OH I sure do! And this is going to happen...RIGHT NOW! :)

PET PEEVES!
1. smacking gum
2. leaving lights, or other things like tv or radio on when you leave the room, or even the house
3. not closing the door behind you
4. leaving a mess for the next person to clean
5. people who don't take initiative and wait for someone else to do it
6. having the windsheild wipers on when it's not raining
7. leaving anything on you're not using (IE blinker, radio, curling iron ect)
8. borrowing things and not returing them and or soiling them
9. borrowing things without permission
10. carelessness
11. messy people (slobs)
12. people who don't text back
13. when someone texts you one word answers
14. people who don't commit
15. when people are late
16. getting let down

HUGS! Not Drugs!

Hugs are so amazing!!! One of the simplest pleasures in life. They can brighten your day, and make you smile from ear to ear, plus a hug from a special someone is like winning the biggest prize of the year! I think that you can tell a lot about a person from the kind of hugs they give. Think about it. Someone who gives a great hug must be very confident and know who they are. They not only enjoy a good hug, but enjoy sharing one. Then again when you go to hug someone and they are like a brick wall with arms it makes you wonder....

I have had many a hug in my day, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE the tight, special hugs! I don't mind hugs of any shape or form, but some hugs are just better than others, and it is easy to see why. I have been told that I give amazing hugs! That was probably the best compliment I've ever recieved! I love hugs, so naturally I want to give good ones, so people like my hugs!

One day Mary Ann came up to me and was like "Jessica, I have had 4 boys ask me why I can't hug like you!" I was like well what do you mean? And she said "Jessica, you give THE BEST hugs! Everyone loves your hugs, and apparently I don't hug very well. Teach me!" Haha that made my day. I thought that was rediculous, and amazing! I love giving and getting hugs! So to all of you huggers out there! This one goes out to you!!!!!!

Life is a run away train you can't wait to jump on!

This is a testament to assembly lines! I just love them! I don't know why. I always have, and probably always will. I just love the precision, and speed, and orginization they bring. Think about it, everyone has a job, and whatever the bigger task is it will be accomplished a lot quicker and more effectively with an assembly line. It breaks down the huge daunting task into smaller individual tasks that can more easily be accomplished. Oh it makes me all happy inside! :)

You're always trying to come in first, but it's someone else's game

I just love outdoor movies! I've been meaning to write a blog about this for quite some time, I just never got around to it! Just the whole feeling of being outside and enjoying a film with friends is so refreshing! I mean who doesn't love movies? Who doesn't love just sitting down for an hour or two and being entertained? It is so much better outside! The great out doors in my favorite season of all! SUMMER!

There is something so magical about film! It takes you on a magical journey to a far off land, or different state. It is so great to see a place you've actually been in a movie! Like going to Las Vegas! I'm always like ooo! I've been there!!! OOO! :) So fun!

Well that is about it for my little blerp about movies! I just love them!

You done done it and you bet I felt it

I recently heard somewhere (crap...where did I hear it??? I read it? um I don't remember) that we are an over commited society! It is so true! People will say oh yeah, maybe I'll come to your party, come to find out another friend has a wedding that same day, and so they say oh yeah maybe I'll show up to that! In the end they are half committing to 3 or 4 things on the same day! Then when it comes time to actually follow through something else seemingly more important comes up, so they break all previous committments. One of my biggest petpeeves is being let down. I hate the feeling of not only waiting for someone, but the feeling you have when no one shows up. No call, no text, nothing. Why does this happen? Why do people let things go so far? If you say you'll be somewhere, be there. If you say you'll do something do it. It is not hard, we learned it in primary. Keep your commitments, be honest, ect.

I hate trying to plan a party knowing that 75% of the people who you invite will not come. and out of the 25% of the people that committed to coming 1 will show up on time. if that. out of the remaining percent of people coming 8 will have to leave early to go to another party, 5 will never show up, and 2 will be trying to get there as fast as they can and show up an hour before it is over.

I really just don't understand what is so hard about saying you'll be somewhere, and being there...on time. I guess this is the world in which we live.

Life in the jungle

WOW! It has been entirely too long since I've written! Like a month!!! Well tis been a crazy ride!!! I recently discovered that I could borrow my roommates computer. So Luckily I've been able to keep up on email, and more importantly facebook! haha. It really sucks not having a computer. Most of all I miss my music! :(

Provo is very different. I've been back to SLC at least once a week since I left, it's horrible! haha but for any of you reading this in SLC I love you and I miss you!!! :) I have 5 roommates. It really isn't that bad living in a house with 6 people. You forget about it after the initial shock of the number wears off.

I really like my roommates! They are all so great! We have a lot of fun together, and we all like to do things, and be social, and go out and play games, so it's great! School is also sooo much fun! I did my first hair cut on a real person Friday! YAY!!! It went so good! Then this Friday I'm dying my friend's hair! :) I am just progressing right along. I am really grateful I decided to go to Dallas Roberts! It's a great school, and there are some fun girls! :)

I will tell you one thing that sucks about Provo, is game day! I live right across the street from the Stadium, so it is not too fun to try to go anywhere! But it has been so fun! I really am enjoying Provo....Sadly I am not feeling as social as I usually am...I don't know why...What's wrong with me????

For example, in my old ward I would just stay and talk forever with people, and here, I'm just like go to church, quick, go home. I really need to be more into social life activities!!!! UGH! I am so frustrated with myself! There is this boy I think is totally cute, and today I had the perfect opportunity to talk to him, and I just walked right past him and didn't even look at him! AHHH!!!

The whole point of moving was to make new friends, I mean I have, but I just feel like I am not doing a good job at it. I'm not putting forth enough effort, I'm just waiting for it to fall into my lap. I have news, that is not how it works! I need to be way more proactive and go after what I want!

NEW RESOLUTION: Be more involved!!!!

It's just so hard to be involved when I have school all day, and I finally just got a job, so that's nice, and much appreciated, but at the same time it gives me even less time to be active and meet people! OH what to do?

Suit up!!!

So I was going to Smith's in the Aves today to get boxes so I could start packing, and I was thinking. It wasn't too long ago that I was at that very Smith's getting ready to move from the house on F street with Jalene. Oh how things change. I am going to miss Salt Lake so much! So many great, wonderful, and not so great and wonderful things have happened here! It's been a great ride! I know the city so well and I love that! I had never moved until I moved out here for school, and since then I've moved about 5 times. Let's recap. Move #1: From Klamath Falls to Plaza Hotel. 122 w. South Temple Room 508. Great times great times! Oh the life of the dorms! Never having to drive anywhere, walking and taking trax. Living next door to the temple and in the middle of downtown! It was great! Fun school activities, dorm parties and cleaning checks. Although it was horrible because of all the rules, and guidelines, it was still something that I will never forget and would never take back. :) One of those such memories was meeting my first roommate Ashlee Hansen. Then meeting Kathryn, Jalene, and Rob, The Dan's...Some great times!!!!
Move #2: From the Plaza to Jalene's apartment with Jackie. The place was TINY! Jackie and I shared the livingroom, and this started the saga of me sleeping on the lovesac Rob gave me. Let's see this was the address of 3300 S. and 1100 E. :) Sugarhouse. The great adventure in Hobbitville with Matty!! Oh boy that was great! Then there was the time my car overheated, and our great neighbor fixed it for free! That was so great! Even though we only lived there for like a month it was great! Move # 3: From Sugarhouse to the Avenues. F'n 4th street. Oh good times good times. It was really a great apartment. It smelt like smoke, and that really sucked, but Ja and I shared a room while Jackie had her own. I loved how we just parked and walked 2 feet to get inside. This was such a great time! At Little America I had met Osi! Oh I loved my Turkish boy! He was so great! I remember bringing him to the house, and introducing him to Ja and Jaqu. Oh he was so great. He called me his English teacher. And then we hung out all day on the 24th of July (pioneer day). So great! I miss him! Then the last place that Winsor was hanging out with us. I remember when he gave me his bedspread before he headed to the MTC. :) He was so great! I miss texting him 24/7! I remember sneeking texts in the bathroom of LA trying to hide. haha good times!!! Move # 4: From Aves to Rosepark. 600 n. 300 w. Things started to go sour with Jackie. It sucked. Then Jalene and I made the biggest mistake of my life to Move in with Mar. Some people are better if you only see them once in a while as aquaintances. But eh well, you live you learn. That apartment was short lived. I think I lived there a month, then started to get alientated. But that was a great time! Lucas and I went to OR to visit my fam. That was fun!!! Crater Lake! Good times! :) I also remember the great friends I have because that was the hardest time of my life, and they were all there for me so much, for a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen to. :) Move #5: From Rosepark to Ghetto Downtown. 4oo e. 1475 s. Emerson Ave. :) Awe this was the best apartment ever!!! THE BEST! First of all the location is great! Central to everything! So great! And Liz and Kelly were the best roommates I'd ever had! Minus a few things like not cleaning or doing dishes. It was wonderful! Then they both got married, and I have 2 new roommates now April and Sabrina! These girls are also so wonderful!!!! It has been quite an adventure I've been in Utah 2 years now. I am getting ready to make another move. This time from SLC, to Provo! I will miss SLC soooo freaking much!!! All of the LH parties, all of my great friends, best friends, great memories. Road trips, jobs. Wow! Life has been so great! I really love my life, and my friends! Thanks to everyone who made my life wonderful in Salt Lake!!!! :)

Happiness is not that difficult

Ok so talk about a tramatic week! So first we get robbed, then I get my wisdom teeth taken out on Thursday! Yeah that's right folks! And I've had to miss 2 days of work because of it! I went in thinking I was just going to have this one on the bottom right taken out, because it was growing in horizontal. And I get there, and they hygenist was asking if I had any other wisdom teeth, and I told her I had no idea. I was somehow under the impression that they never grew in.

So we took xrays, and turns out I had 3. The crooked one, and 2 on the top. So they suggested i just get them all taken out. So I did. I am happy that it's done, and all in one shot, but holy flip! it hurts!!! I am so parinoid that it is not going to heal correctly, and just random little things that I get parinoid about. So here I sit, watching How I Met Your Mother (GREATEST SHOW OF LIFE!!!!!) and tryiing not to talk!!! UGH!
The worst part was sitting in walmart trying to get my perscription, not being able to talk, and watching my mouth bleed while I looked like a retard! Seriously you don't even know how much you miss something like talking until it hurts to do it! OUCH! And I'm hungry, but I don't want to chew! :( So yeah welcome to my life! AND I am moving next week so I need to start packing, but I am so tired from the medication! haha.

Burried in a shallow grave

Ok guys...ready for a story. Another tramatic life event...are you ready? Are you? Are you?

So long story short, some guys broke into our house, and stole my laptop on Monday morning!!!

Ok long story:

I was in my car changing my CD before I pulled out, and it was about 7:12 Am. I was carpooling with Rob, so I left a few minutes early. Then I saw these guys riding bicyles, and I had this horrible feeling to lock my door in my car. So I did, and I watched the guys ride by. They kept riding, so I thought oh ok. That's all. Then in the time it took me to get to Rob's house (which is like 4 blocks away) April called me freaking out that we had been robbed!!!

It was all like a dream. Rob hopped in the car trying to talk to me, but I could not focus on anything but April. Once Rob heard key words like robbed, and cops, and computer, he stopped trying to find out what was going on. I called 911 as soon as I hung up with April. The police were at the house before too long dusting for prints, and questioning April. Then they called me to question me as well. It was sooo hard to focus on work that day! I kept getting calls from the police and April all day.

So what had happened is we figure they had been stalking us for a while because as soon as I left they figured the coast was clear because Sabrina had left, and April's car was on the other side of the street so it looked like I was the last one to leave. (at 7:12 AM! I know right! Who breaks in that early!!!) We leave the bathroom window which is ground level open a crack, and they ripped the screen, and slid the window open, threw all of our bathroom stuff outside and in the tub, and hopped down into the tub.April says she heard rustling around, but just figured it was me, or Sabrina. So then the guy start looking in the bedrooms, and luckily hers is the first bedroom, so the guys open her door, and she sees this guy standing in her room, and she moved a bit, and hears him go oh crap! Then he runs off and she saw this guy starting to open Sabrina's door too, and they both ran off. I figure they saw my computer sitting on the lovesac right by the door, so just grabbed it on their way out.

So then April wakes up a bit, searches for her phone, but can't find it, then she runs after them! haha, yeah! She ran after them! She gets to the street and sees these 2 guys on bikes and one has my lap top in his had, and she yells "what are you doing??" and one yells back "we're taking your lap top! What does it look like?" and they keep riding off. April is so funny, she tried to follow them in Jake's truck, but they were gone.

What a horrible thing! Someone BROKE into our house! And STOLE my laptop!!! First of all it sucks!! All of my pictures, all of my music, everything! And I had things online to sign in automatically so I had to change my passwords to everything online just to be safe.

More than just getting my lap top stolen I felt violated! I mean, not only did someone steal my things, which is enough to feel violated, but they broke into my house! I could not believe it. I have never once felt unsafe since I moved away from home and the protection of my parents until then. Tuesday night was so hard to sleep! April and I kept freaking ourselves out! Then in the morning I heard this bang and immediately thought the girls upstairs were getting robbed.

Hopefully the thiefs would not be stupid enough to try to rob us again, but I cannot help but be parinoid. I am glad I'm moving! But at the same time, seriously what kind of person breaks into someone's house and steals things! I just cannot believe it still. Who does that?!?!

This actually brought us as roommates together closer. I mean of course it would, but it's funny how tradegies bring people together. Ok for real! I have no hopes of ever getting my computer back, but it really sucks! All of my memories, and treasured songs are gone. :( Gone forever. I have absolutely NO money to buy a computer, so I have to just wait.

One thing that makes me laugh is the stupid criminals didn't take the new wireless mouse I bought. The mouse on the comp. itself is really crappy, and doesn't work. So haha suckas!!! ;)

Food for thought inspirational style!

"What I know for sure is that no matter where you stand right now -
On a hill top, in a gutter, at a crossroads, in a rut -
You need to give yourself the best you have to offer in this moment.
This is it.
Rather than depleting yourself with judgments about...
What you haven't done,
Who you could have become,
Why you haven't moved faster,
Or what you should have changed,
Redirect that energy toward the next big push -
The one that takes you from good enough to better,
The one that takes you from adequate to extraordinary.
The one that helps you rise up from a low moment and reach for your personal best."
-OPRAH WINFREY

Ode to swings!!!

Sarah and I swung tonight! We chatted, swung and it was simply amazing!!!! I LOVE swings!! So thus, ode to swings through photography!!! :)

Freedom is knowing who you are

I had the coolest lesson today in Sunday school! It really hit me in a new light! We talked about the Holy Ghost, and it was presented that the Holy Ghost is a man who gave up his chance to ever get a physical body to dwell within us. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard! It really made me think that we cannot ever take the Holy Ghost for granted! He gave his life, and made a great sacrifice to help us get through this tough life. Another thing we talked about was how sometimes we just don't know how the lord uses the Holy Ghost to work through us to help his children, or even ourselves. Sometimes we get promptings that make NO sense, then we follow and see why. Or we don't follow, and see why.

The teacher told this story from her mission where they were guided to this house in the middle of no where. They knocked and no one answered. They were so discouraged, and then felt that they should go through this forest. They wandered aimlessly for about 20 minutes, wondering why they felt they should go that way, there was obviously nothing. So they went back, just about the time they reached the house they had earlier knocked, a woman came out and asked if they had knocked on her door earlier. They said yes, and she said she was in the shower, which is why she didn't answer. Them wandering aimlessly in the forest was just the amount of time the woman needed to get dressed and meet them!

Isn't that the best example of blind faith? They followed the spirit, and had no idea why, but then they found out. The Lord has a bird's eye view of everything, so something that seems silly to us can just turn out just the way we'd hoped if we follow the spirit. I love that little "coincidences" that happen turn out to be so meaningful and important in our progression.

Failure is a blessing in disguise

So I heard this song when my ipod was on shuffle the other day and I was like oh snap! That is the theme song for my current situation, and feelings! Isn't it so funny how you can hear song so many times, and they don't really speak to you, then one day it all just hits you and you are like yes!!! Why didn't I see this when I heard it before? So enjoy! I love Reliant K! :)

"Devastation And Reform"
Fear can drive stick
And it's taking me down this road
A road down which
I swore I'd never go
And here I sit
Thinking of God knows what I'm
Afraid to admit
I might self-destruct

So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems
Without creating more

I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started

Usually I'll cause my own first hit
It seems to me to be slightly masochistic
But there'd be no story
Without all this descension
So I inflict the conflict
With the utmost of contemption

So lock the windows
And bolt the door
Cuz I've got enough problems

Without creating more

I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started

Thank you God
For giving me the insight
So I might make
These wrongs right
If and when
There ever is a next time
Cuz failure is a blessing in disguise

Pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
The shell of what I had when I first started

I feel like I was born
To devastation and reform
Destroying everything I loved
And the worst part is
I pull my heart out, reconstruct
And in the end it's nothing but
The shell of what I had when I first started
(When I first started)
(The shell of what I had when I first started)

Not every night has a happy ending, but all nights are important, and lead somewhere

You are probably really sick of my pathetic stories! haha I get really frustrated easily! So basically this friend was a total jerk on Friday, it all started when he called me and was like I'm here. I was like ok...well come? And he's like oh well our other friend told me to stay in my car and don't move until she got home. That is when I started to get annoyed! I was like um...you can come hang out with me until she gets here. That's ridiculous that you are waiting by yourself in your car alone just because she told you to. Are you going to jump off a cliff because she tells you to too? UGH! So anyway...I was like well whatev.

So then the night went on things were fine, I realized that it was because she was excited to open her call and wanted us to be there. So it was fine. Then he was leaving, and I went over to tell him goodbye, and he was in the middle of a conversation, so I just waited...talked to another friend next to him, and waited. Then he started to leave, and I was like Um, hello I came to give you a hug. And he's like oh, and started to come back, then started talking again, and basically long story short, he ended up just walking away and leaving without even saying goodbye!

I was sooo annoyed! I was like I came over here to tell him goodbye! What a jerk! (haha I know this sounds sooooo silly! Sorry..It really is but it annoyed me so much!) Then like 10 minutes later a was like hey he just texted me and asked if you were mad at him. And I was like YEAH! and I was expecting him to like text me or something, but he never did!!! And he STILL hasn't! I haven't talked to him since that night!

I am NOT going to text him or call him till he tries to talk to me. Like I'm not really mad or anything, but I just want him to acknowledge that he hurt my feelings. But knowing him he won't. He likes to ignore his problems away. All I wanted that night was for him to say sorry, and then we could talk about it and get over it, but he refuses to talk about anything! It is so annoying!!!! Sometimes he just makes me feel so disposable! Like oh if Jessica won't text me I have other friends who will! So who cares!

It feels like I care about him, but he doesn't care about me. Something like a one sided friendship. I have no idea if that's true or not, but it sucks! I really want to say something, but I feel like such a baby making such a big deal about stupid stuff like this, but I do think about it, and it's the way I feel.

Seriously all I want is to feel important and special to people. All of my friends are irreplaceable, and special. Everyone has a special role, and something they individually bring to the table. That is what I like about people. :) I just want someone who makes me feel like that, because that is what everyone deserves to feel.

Every girl wants to feel like she is the reason you wake up in the morning, and I am no different! I mean it's not like I am even romantically involved with this friend, or even want anything, but it's just what I want in friends in general. Everyone needs to feel needed. And if I don't feel that, well then what's the point?

Hold on to your words because talk is cheap!

Ok so I know that we are all different. Don't get me wrong I am all for individualism, but come on! WHY do we have to be different?!?! It makes it so hard to understand each other! I just want everyone to be happy and get along. Somehow life just doesn't work like that. I don't understand why some people just try to ignore problems until they go away. Don't they know that doesn't work?

We learned in communications that everyone has different love languages, and not only that, but different ways of communicating. It sucks! I mean I want things one way, and others want things another, but they can't be both which is where compromising comes in. I feel like I am constantly the one compromising to make everyone else happy. What about me? What about my feelings? What about the way I want things? UGH! I am so frustrated!

I was told never to go to bed angry, but how can I not be upset when we can't even talk about things because he won't talk about things, or even ask me personally if I'm mad? How can he think things will just go away on their own without him taking any ownership in the situation, or acknowledging any wrong on his part. How? HOW!?

Seriously I wish I were a kid again! Skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than relationship problems. I mean no wonder relationships are so much work! You have to cater to someone else's needs at the sake of your own happiness and your desires. It sucks! I want everyone to be happy, but I also want to remain happy.

OH MY HECK!!! I had all of these ideas for blogs and I totally just deleted the whole folder from my phone!!! I am soooo annoyed right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH! What a great way to top my horrific night! UGHUGH UGH! Now I am going to bed SUPER pissed! UGH! I cannot even think right now!

Everyone has a head upon thier shoulders

So I usually don't get into the political mubo jumbo, but I just could not resist this! Enjoy! I really need to register to vote!!! ah! Hope it's not too late!
Subject: I'm voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that
the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're
good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter
of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy
headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past
the voters.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists
don' have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I
don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't
it?