Sunday, January 22, 2012

The person who talks most has the most to loose


I am now a rules girl! Well hopefully!!! Let me recap The Rules for you!

Rule #1 Be a creature unlike any other
Rule #2 Don't talk to a man first
Rule #3 Don't stare at men or talk too much
Rule #4 Don't meet him halfway or go dutch on a date
Rule #5 Don't call him and rarely return his calls
Rule #6 Always end phone calls first
Rule #7 Don't accept a Saturday night date after Wednesday
Rule #8 Fill up your time before the date
Rule #9 Don't tell too much, and be mysterious on dates 1-3
Rule #10 After the first 3 dates still don't hang it all out on the line
Rule #11 Always end the date first
Rule #12 Stop dating him if he doesn't buy you romantic gifts for special occasions
Rule #13 Don't see him more then once or twice a week
Rule #14 No more than casual kissing on the first date
Rule #15 I am skipping rule 15 because it doesn't apply! haha
Rule #16 Don't tell him what to do
Rule #17 Let him take the lead
Rule #18 Don't expect a man to change or try to change him
Rule #19 Don't open up too fast
Rule #20 Be honest but mysterious
Rule #21 Accentuate the positive
Rule #22 Don't leave your things at his apartment
Rule #23 Don't date a married man
Rule #24 Slowly involve him in your family
Rule #25 Practice, practice, practice!
Rule #26 Even if you are engaged you still need rules
Rule #27 Do the rules even when others think you are nuts
Rule #28 Be smart
Rule #29 Take care of yourself
Rule #30 Deal well with rejection
Rule #31 Don't break the rules!
Rule #32 Love only those who love you
Rule #33 Be easy to live with

Oh man, these rules may seem hard, and weird, but seriously READ THE BOOK! If you have the opportunity follow the rules! :) LOVE THEM!

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