Everyone has a head upon thier shoulders

So I usually don't get into the political mubo jumbo, but I just could not resist this! Enjoy! I really need to register to vote!!! ah! Hope it's not too late!
Subject: I'm voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that
the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're
good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will
melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter
of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy
headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past
the voters.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists
don' have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I
don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't
it?